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Manager says ‘Zizwe’s sale to Turfloop’ is a ‘Mi(c)key Mouse story

Zizwe United is in the process of selling its Second Division status to Turfloop FC.  No Bones with Jones has been reliably informed that Turfloop has already paid a deposit with the balance to be settled in the coming days and the two parties hope to conclude the deal by next week.  However, Zizwe’s manager Mike […]

Cafda FC owner Ashley October has vowed to fight Safa Western Cape “from all angles” following the refusal of him purchasing the status of Batalions FC from the Cape Winelands.

Cafda FC owner Ashley October has vowed to fight Safa Western Cape “from all angles” following the refusal to allow him to purchase the status of Batalions FC from the Cape Winelands. An aggrieved October admitted that he is saddened by the turn of events and confirmed to No Bones with Jones that he has already set […]

Bradley back at Palace to assist Lewis

Bradley August stated that his return to his beloved and newly promoted Third Division Crystal Palace, “just made sense.” The former Bafana Bafana player confirmed that he will be on the touchline assisting Palace’s head coach Goodwin Lewis for the upcoming Hollywoodbets Third Division campaign. August was released by the ABC Motsepe-outfit Hout Bay United […]

Giantkillers Goulburn ready to slay Champions after heroics in Coke semi

While it was business as usual for the defending Coke Cup Champions Diadora FC in the semi-final, their neighbours Hanover Park were bundled out of the competition. Diadora beat Hazendal United 4-1 in Westridge on Sunday afternoon, while Goulburn United shocked Hanover Park 2-1 in the other semi. Goulburn, from the Metropolitan LFA, made history […]

Kapstadt Cup providing true platform for future stars

The minute success or stardom is reached – especially from an early age – it is quite easy to forget the actual role players and support structure that played a pivotal role in a player’s journey. This is exactly why credit should be given where it is due. Hence, reference should especially be made to […]

Meadowridge makes history at prestigious youth cup

Other than FC Kapstadt, host of the annual Kapstadt Cup youth tournament, it will be a historic occasion for its neighbours, Meadowridge FC. It is because no other club has been part of every event since its inception 12 years ago, besides Meadowridge, that is. This club from the Cape Town Tygerberg LFA has made […]

COACHING VS POACHING

A recent grassroots (UK) survey revealed a whopping 89% of teams have had a player approached by another coach to play for them. We asked why the craze towards poaching the best players from the area to create an elite team, who does this benefit? Is it best for the kids? Is it to feed […]